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The Programmer and The Frog
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The Programmer and The Frog
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.... But a talking frog is pretty neat."
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.... But a talking frog is pretty neat."
katsumi- Hindi natutulog sa gabe
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Re: The Programmer and The Frog
ndi totoo yan ^_^ pwede naman mag sex habang nag proprogram ka ah ^_^ nyahahaha, kung ako yun binenta ko yung palaka sa black market ^_^ prostitute for a week tapos kapalit lang kiss ^_^ idol!
Antlan- adik sa kape
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Re: The Programmer and The Frog
hoy..
hindi ikaw ung programmer jan!
harhar..
hindi ikaw ung programmer jan!
harhar..
katsumi- Hindi natutulog sa gabe
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Re: The Programmer and The Frog
nice one!!! panalo nman un ang cool
mariel- Number of posts : 16
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Re: The Programmer and The Frog
bakit kaya palaka ang uso? porke ba mas mahirap yun halikan? bat ndi nalang nila gawing cactus tas ilagay nila sa gitna ng disyerto? diba mas cool yun?
Antlan- adik sa kape
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Re: The Programmer and The Frog
waw.. panu mapupunta ang isang programmer sa disyerto?
naman..nu ka ba naman siopao.. kung gagawing cactus un, edi wala nang sense ung title na "the programmer and the frog"..
naman..nu ka ba naman siopao.. kung gagawing cactus un, edi wala nang sense ung title na "the programmer and the frog"..
katsumi- Hindi natutulog sa gabe
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Re: The Programmer and The Frog
ayos un ah =)) hehe nerd ba toh? haha
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